Things You Don't Want To Hear From Technical Support

Things You Don't Want To Hear From Technical Support:

• "Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?"

• "That's right, not even McGyver could fix it."

• "So -- what are you wearing?"

• "We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery."

• "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."

• "Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"

• "Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics."

• "Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney."